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1 Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting...
- Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, "Grandpa are you going t...Read the whole joke
Sex 45 0
2 My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches...
- My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!..................So I Fucked her 3 time...Read the whole joke
Sex 33 0
3 You can come out now
- Jon was looking for a little "action". He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back...Read the whole joke
Sex 62 0
4 Wrong card
- At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "...Read the whole joke
Sex 10 0
5 What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
- Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full....Read the whole joke
Sex 31 0
6 What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
- Q: What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom's apple pie....Read the whole joke
Sex 22 0
7 Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms...
- Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first dwarf not only can't get...Read the whole joke
Sex 41 0
8 Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password...
- Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It's her turn to guess the word. Voice Over: A...Read the whole joke
Sex 39 0
9 Who's got a bigger crotch?
- There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their husbands could get up...Read the whole joke
Sex 135 0
10 A guy walks into an elevator and stands next...
- A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a few minutes he turns to he...Read the whole joke
Sex 40 0
11 A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip...
- A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filli...Read the whole joke
Sex 33 0
12 Why are women so bad at mathematics?
- Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them that this|<----------------...Read the whole joke
Sex 37 0
13 Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench...
- Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and shows them his ALL!Th...Read the whole joke
Sex 34 0
14 Happens all the time
- A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back ...Read the whole joke
Sex 84 0
15 A truck driver breaks down and...
- A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He notices that the fi...Read the whole joke
Sex 38 0
16 Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
- Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket....Read the whole joke
Sex 35 0
17 Household items
- Back in the '70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a friend around th...Read the whole joke
Sex 100 0
18 How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
- How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?...Read the whole joke
Sex 36 0
19 The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him...
- The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination."Mrs. Brown," he said...Read the whole joke
Sex 47 0
20 So the elephant says to the naked man...
- So the elephant says to the naked man . . ."You breathe through that little thing?"...Read the whole joke
Sex 34 0
21 Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend...
- Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept in one tent while the wives u...Read the whole joke
Sex 29 0
22 What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
- What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?The top of her head....Read the whole joke
Sex 41 0
23 It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations...
- It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It all stems f...Read the whole joke
Sex 33 0
24 Love handles
- One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial testimony, she came...Read the whole joke
Sex 123 0
25 A group of cowboys were branding some cattle...
- A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw a sheep tied to a post...Read the whole joke
Sex 37 0
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