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1 A definition of God
- A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, n... Read the whole joke
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2 A man lay sprawled across three entire seats...
- A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and notice... Read the whole joke
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3 A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter...
- A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?... Read the whole joke
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4 Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making...
- Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers.... Read the whole joke
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5 BMW thinks of everything
- On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ... Read the whole joke
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6 David Copperfield is doing his magic show and...
- David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will"... Read the whole joke
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7 Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of...
- Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers "coming out"?They're called "dykeees". ... Read the whole joke
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8 Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
- Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and... Read the whole joke
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9 Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with...
- Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one els... Read the whole joke
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10 Do the math
- The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said,... Read the whole joke
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11 Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead...
- Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining than Frank S... Read the whole joke
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12 Good news and bad news
- The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from... Read the whole joke
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13 Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
- Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rea... Read the whole joke
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14 Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car?
- Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? Neither has he.... Read the whole joke
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15 Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"?
- Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? 1) Buddha, you Fat... Read the whole joke
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16 Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps...
- Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using t... Read the whole joke
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17 How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
- How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on the little hand.... Read the whole joke
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18 How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
- How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.... Read the whole joke
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19 I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor...
- I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play th... Read the whole joke
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20 I went past a plastic surgeon's shop...
- I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose.... Read the whole joke
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21 If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated...
- If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent by Mari... Read the whole joke
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22 IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS
- IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be more alert and cautious when getting... Read the whole joke
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23 Iraqi TV Guide
- Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 ... Read the whole joke
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24 Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant...
- Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his... Read the whole joke
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25 Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter...
- Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: "Oh dear, what happened to you?" D... Read the whole joke
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