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1 'Twas the Night before Finals
- |T'was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute ... Read the whole joke
19 0
2 A Martha Stewart Christmas
- |Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need diamond earrings, handy s... Read the whole joke
31 0.5
3 A Microsoft Christmas
- |NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christma... Read the whole joke
21 0
4 A parent's night before Christmas
- |'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools to hand to my s... Read the whole joke
15 0
5 Addicted to the Web
- |(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is ... Read the whole joke
16 0
6 An Internet Christmas
- |T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net... Read the whole joke
12 0
7 Bad Santa
- A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother.... Read the whole joke
23 0
8 Believing in Santa
- Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did m... Read the whole joke
22 0
9 Billy Gates writes to Santa
- |Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have come up with a lot of in... Read the whole joke
13 0
10 Christmas at the Post Office
- Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson... Read the whole joke
21 0
11 Christmas downsizing
- |Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive s... Read the whole joke
13 0
12 Christmas Jokes - Question and Answer
- |Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I... Read the whole joke
13 0
13 Did Santa Give You That Present?
- |On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on ... Read the whole joke
17 0
14 Enter the Pearly Gates
- |Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting... Read the whole joke
15 0
15 Homemade Bargain Gift
- Here's a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake!-J... Read the whole joke
15 0
16 I want to see something really cheap
- |After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his... Read the whole joke
18 0
17 Italian Night Before Christmas
- |Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was stirrin', Cuz I had a... Read the whole joke
10 0
18 Jews & Christmas
- December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart... Read the whole joke
21 0
19 Knock Knock Christmas
- |Knock KnockWho's there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho's there ?Sno... Read the whole joke
10 0
20 Lost X Files Christmas episode
- |Mulder: We're too late. It's already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what you are doing.M... Read the whole joke
15 0
21 Love, Santa
- Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since... Read the whole joke
27 0
22 On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
- |December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a ... Read the whole joke
11 0
23 Optimist vs. Pessimist
- |A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too... Read the whole joke
14 0
24 Politically Correct Santa
- |'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...How to live in a world that's politically co... Read the whole joke
13 0
25 Poor Turkey!
- When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom took me out on the stoop, then he sat... Read the whole joke
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