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1 A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
- |A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid fo... Read the whole joke
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2 A man with a glass eye is here to see you
- |Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he... Read the whole joke
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3 A very interesting fact
- |Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! Th... Read the whole joke
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4 An invisible man is here to see you
- |Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now.... Read the whole joke
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5 Bad temper problem
- |Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with peo... Read the whole joke
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6 Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease
- |5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new people.3. You don't h... Read the whole joke
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7 Better relationship
- |A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't... Read the whole joke
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8 Birth Control
- An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied... Read the whole joke
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9 Can I play the piano once these are off?
- |A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to bo... Read the whole joke
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10 College
- It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Servic... Read the whole joke
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11 College Physics
- A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pr... Read the whole joke
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12 Crazy people talk
- |A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He fou... Read the whole joke
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13 Dentist
- Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs ... Read the whole joke
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14 Deodorant
- A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th... Read the whole joke
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15 Did you ever have this before?
- |Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you've got it again!... Read the whole joke
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16 Did you take the patient's temperature?
- |Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?... Read the whole joke
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17 Different Kinds of Doctors
- There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the ... Read the whole joke
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18 Diseases
- The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no. ... Read the whole joke
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19 Do you have a solution?
- |A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, wh... Read the whole joke
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20 Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
- |Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the... Read the whole joke
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21 Doctor's Notes 1
- A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff... Read the whole joke
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22 Doctor's Notes 2
- At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's... Read the whole joke
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23 Doctor's Notes 3
- One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive... Read the whole joke
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24 Doctor's Notes 4
- I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty ... Read the whole joke
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25 Doctor's Notes 5
- While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" Af... Read the whole joke
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