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1 An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon...
- An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed getting ready... Read the whole joke
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2 An old man goes into the Social Security Office...
- An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have a birt... Read the whole joke
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3 An old man is sitting on the park bench crying...
- An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down next to him and says, "Mist... Read the whole joke
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4 An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home...
- An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe... Read the whole joke
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5 An old retired man goes to his wife one day...
- An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her, "I don't know how to tell you this dea... Read the whole joke
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6 Bending it further
- The old man was saying to his doctor,"You know, Doc, when I was young, it was as hard as a rock. As ... Read the whole joke
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7 Can't do
- "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sit... Read the whole joke
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8 Don't Forget!
- An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their doctor ... Read the whole joke
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9 Getting married
- Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a ... Read the whole joke
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10 Here is this guy who really takes care of his body...
- Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.On... Read the whole joke
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11 How do old people have oral sex?
- How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.... Read the whole joke
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12 How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
- How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!... Read the whole joke
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13 Is it worth it?
- Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old w... Read the whole joke
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14 Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70...
- Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was asked if she minded, she answ... Read the whole joke
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15 One day an older fella was in for a checkup...
- One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor was amazed."Holy cow! ... Read the whole joke
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16 Orange penis
- An old man goes to the doctor and says "Dr., I don't know what's wrongwith me. My dick is orange."T... Read the whole joke
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17 Partial Dosage
- Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for Viagra. ... Read the whole joke
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18 Perfectly good eyesight
- Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on ... Read the whole joke
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19 Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies...
- Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies.They would put them down somewhere and forge... Read the whole joke
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20 Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic...
- Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV. When the counselor aske... Read the whole joke
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21 Seventy year old George went for his annual physical...
- Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results.... Read the whole joke
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22 Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
- An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes wen... Read the whole joke
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23 Take in a boarder
- An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any sugg... Read the whole joke
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24 The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife...
- The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when th... Read the whole joke
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25 There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment...
- There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One day he went shopping, his first ... Read the whole joke
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