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1 A final diagnosis
- |Thought I'd let my doctor check me,'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . .All those aches and pains a... Read the whole joke
15 0
2 A Senior Citizen
- |I am a senior citizen...- I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.- I'm very good... Read the whole joke
16 0
3 An ode to old age
- |There's quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn't begin at 40. That's a big... Read the whole joke
15 0
4 Automotive horror
- |As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife'... Read the whole joke
13 0
5 Bathroom troubles
- |Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real pr... Read the whole joke
10 0
6 Do you know me?
- |A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly... Read the whole joke
8 0
7 Eating some peanuts
- |There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him. So the family decided... Read the whole joke
9 0
8 Finding a house
- |Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she h... Read the whole joke
11 0
9 Florida driver's license!
- |I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate... Read the whole joke
8 0
10 Getting old when
- |You know you're getting older when...Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't wor... Read the whole joke
14 0
11 Good & bad news
- |An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news... Read the whole joke
13 0
12 Grandma changed
- |In the dim and distant pastWhen life's tempo wasn't so fast,Grandma used to rock and knit,Crochet, ... Read the whole joke
13 0
13 Guaranteed visits
- |An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told he... Read the whole joke
16 0
14 Handling teens
- |A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the fi... Read the whole joke
6 0
15 Hard of hearing
- |Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.One remarked to the... Read the whole joke
10 0
16 Horse or chicken?
- |A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he wen... Read the whole joke
7 0
17 How old are you?
- |A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing ho... Read the whole joke
13 0
18 How you earned it
- |A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest ... Read the whole joke
11 0
19 I am not forgetful
- |Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself wit... Read the whole joke
10 0
20 I have bad news
- |The doctor tells his patient: "Well I have good news and bad news..." The patient says, "Lay it on ... Read the whole joke
10 0
21 I'm over the hill
- |We're over the hill but don't feel sadThis side of the hill ain't all that bad.So give us "five" an... Read the whole joke
11 0
22 Movies changed
- |For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a... Read the whole joke
7 0
23 New hearing aid
- |Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor... Read the whole joke
12 0
24 No Peer Pressure
- |A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about be... Read the whole joke
15 0
25 Ode to cranky men
- |I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind,Quite blank as... Read the whole joke
6 0

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