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1 50-50 relationship
- What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wri... Read the whole joke
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2 60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
- 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we j... Read the whole joke
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3 82 year old man
- An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to t... Read the whole joke
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4 About last night
- After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mout... Read the whole joke
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5 All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ... Read the whole joke
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6 Black widow spiders
- Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.... Read the whole joke
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7 blonde
- Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners?So men can understand them!... Read the whole joke
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8 Computer Diagnosis
- One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to... Read the whole joke
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9 Ears lookin at you!
- A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first candidate walks i... Read the whole joke
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10 Friends
- Have you heard the one about the homosexual who wanted to enlarge the circle of his friends?... Read the whole joke
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11 Gonna Get Lucky
- A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3... Read the whole joke
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12 If Men made the Rules
- 1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null... Read the whole joke
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13 Men and blondes
- Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.... Read the whole joke
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14 Men Are Like Toilets..
- Men are like toilets -- either they're taken, or full of crap!... Read the whole joke
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15 Men at 35..
- A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.... Read the whole joke
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16 men chasing women
- Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they ... Read the whole joke
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17 Men Don't Like Safe Sex
- What is a man's idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.... Read the whole joke
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18 Men say the smartest things when...
- Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with "A woman once told me..."... Read the whole joke
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19 New scientific element : MAN
- Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature... Read the whole joke
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20 seconds to live
- Man walks into the Doctors office. "I have the results of your test and I'm afraid your going to die... Read the whole joke
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21 Sewage, Oh no
- When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much mo... Read the whole joke
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22 sperm
- Why does it take 100 sperm to fertilize 1 egg?Because men won't stop for directions!... Read the whole joke
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23 The 2 P's
- What's the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun, and a prick owns the p... Read the whole joke
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24 The Wrong Way
- As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife's voice u... Read the whole joke
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25 what men hear when women speak
- What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on t... Read the whole joke
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