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1 What's the definition of a real loser?
- What's the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and gets HIV....Read the whole joke
Sex 20 0
2 An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice...
- An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art of fellatio. Satisfied that she...Read the whole joke
Sex 2 0
3 Play doctor
- Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring."Get...Read the whole joke
Sex 19 0
4 How does Herpes leave the hospital?
- How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches....Read the whole joke
Sex 6 0
5 A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex...
- A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. "How do you plead?" asked th...Read the whole joke
Sex 6 0
6 How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
- How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like shit....Read the whole joke
Sex 4 0
7 Those clothes are very becoming on you
- Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if I was on you...I ...Read the whole joke
Sex 4 0
8 No children yet
- Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three years and still no childr...Read the whole joke
Sex 8 0
9 How does a women hold her liquor?
- How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears....Read the whole joke
Sex 2 0
10 Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
- Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse....you go between periods ...Read the whole joke
Sex 4 0
11 A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her...
- A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, "how much?" she replies, "$100 if I lay do...Read the whole joke
Sex 6 0
12 There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when...
- There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the husband that it was time ...Read the whole joke
Sex 5 0
13 One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided...
- One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a man of the world and she was a...Read the whole joke
Sex 4 0
14 A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor...
- A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says "Doctor, I want to put her on the pill."T...Read the whole joke
Sex 1 0
15 Man who goes to sleep with sex...
- Confucious say: "Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand."...Read the whole joke
Sex 5 0
16 How do you know you're leading a sad life?
- How do you know you're leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."...Read the whole joke
Sex 5 0
17 What is the definition of an overbite?
- What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and come up with a mouth full of sh...Read the whole joke
Sex 3 0
18 How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
- How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your face and you can't hear the st...Read the whole joke
Sex 4 0
19 It has been determined that having sex before...
- It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a marathon ...Read the whole joke
Sex 6 0
20 A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
- A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night. Her paren...Read the whole joke
Sex 6 0
21 An old sailor goes to a brothel...
- An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins."How am I doing?" He asks."Thre...Read the whole joke
Sex 5 0
22 What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
- What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!...Read the whole joke
Sex 5 0
23 When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room...
- When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what's the first thing to hang out?The DO NOT DISTURB...Read the whole joke
Sex 2 0
24 Why is pubic hair curly?
- Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out....Read the whole joke
Sex 1 0
25 Why is sex like money in the bank?
- Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent by Annette...Read the whole joke
Sex 1 0
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